Monday, April 23, 2018

THE COCKROACH, Part 2, THE REST OF THE STORY


“And now for the rest of the story,” quoting Paul Harvey, the once popular radio commentator, as he enticed his listeners to continue following his comments, I offer the conclusion to my “cockroach encounter.”
You may wonder why I panicked at something everyone deals with almost every day if you live in the coastal areas of our country. A back story that justifies my obvious preoccupation with crawling things may help clarify the fact. Of course, in the spring a new generation of lizards (if they have more legs than I, they are lizards although different nomenclature may apply) begin to appear inside the house, either by their own curious wanderings or being dragged in by the cats. They are not welcome in my space, and I’m very vocal about moving them out of my sight.
In addition, my grand-daughter owns a pet corn snake, Spartacus, pretty orange color, about four feet long, I think, who lives in an aquarium-type cage in her bedroom. He’s eight-years-old; born in captivity.  Tasha returned from vacation on Wednesday night about three weeks ago. Caring for Spartacus became Robyn’s responsibility in Tasha’s absence. She checked on Spartacus on Monday evening verifying he looked fine, and certainly rested peacefully in his cage.
However, on Thursday morning, Tasha came to my room, obviously distraught. Walking back and forth, she began the conversation.
“Mommo (her childhood name for me), I don’t want you to panic or anything. I have to tell you something.”
“Okay, what’s wrong?” I asked, as visions of “what happened to you in Colombia?” began to race through my mind.
“Well, I don’t want you to panic,” she continued to walk back and forth, “Spartacus isn’t in his cage!”
Relieved that Spartacus aroused her panic rather than Colombia, I began to wrap my mind around the possibility of a snake slinking around the house, and may be in my space. Asking for a powerful flashlight, she planned to search my rooms since the search of her room confirmed his freedom.
“How did he get out? I asked, as I quickly provided her with the most powerful light I could find.
“It looks like the cats may have fallen through the screen on the cage.” How could we be so careless with a snake? I thought.  With a futile search of my rooms, Tasha moved into the rest of the house. She hunted throughout the day without success.
Trying to be as gracious as possible considering the fact, a snake (although corn snakes are harmless constrictors, and Spartacus lived his entire life in a cage with human care and touch his only experience)  is still at large hiding somewhere. To me, a snake is a snake, and I don’t want one near me even if he’s a pet. I couldn’t turn off the light and go to bed that night. Tasha didn’t go to bed either. She spent the night tracking the snake armed with information about “how pet snakes react when free,” along with my powerful flashlight. He remained elusive, in hiding, or whatever you want to call the situation when a snake is at large in your house.
Tasha continued to pursue Spartacus during the day on Friday without success. She learned he would follow the walls, look for food and water, remain hidden during the daylight hours, and he could go anywhere he could get his head. I walked around a bit dazed from “no sleep” always seeing something moving out of the corner of my eye with every step.
At last, on Friday evening as the family watched TV, they noticed the cats seemed anxious while stalking the row of books shelves in the room.  Tasha had checked the area several times; didn’t think he could crawl under the book shelves. With the cats’ unrelenting behavior, they moved the book shelves to find Spartacus curled up in the darkness. Tasha grabbed him and returned him to security. Since I remained unaware of the action in the family room, she burst into my room to announce, “We found Spartacus!” I knew he wouldn’t hurt me, but I’m absolutely certain, he could cause me to hurt myself. Therefore, I felt relief the saga had ended with everyone okay, including Spartacus, and the household would sleep that night.
Now, back to the cockroach. Perhaps, in view of my last few weeks of crawling things experience, you will have more sympathy for me as I endure the aggressive critter invasion. To remind you, he crawled under the dresser, and remained out of sight until the next evening. I took a shower thinking to try to sleep that night. When leaving the shower, I looked down being certain to navigate the step. Just in front of me a quite beautiful, as nature’s creatures can be, Albino Salamander sat, fearlessly, looking up at me.  I appreciate their contribution to nature, and I know they are harmless, but I DONOT want them in my space. I confined him under a glass until someone could move him OUT.
Continuing my task of settling down for the night, I reached to open my sock drawer. There he sat stretching his head upward as if to say, “I’m still here!” Shocked again, I screamed and jumped back. He ran and finding no traction on the rolled edge of the dresser, he fell to the floor. He ran like a steak of lightning under my bed. OH NO!! I thought, he’s under my bed. The bed is on wheels and I moved it out so I could see. There he sat waiting for me. I tried to hit him with my slipper, but I must have swept him out of sight. Gone again, but still in my room. I sat down almost in tears. How can I be so disturbed by this creature?  In a few minutes, he brazenly crawled out into my sight and stopped in front of me. I swiped at him again and missed. He ran behind the piano.  So very tired, I fell into bed trying to put him out of my mind.  I hoped I had hurt him as he seemed injured when he crawled behind the piano.
He didn’t die behind the piano. The next evening I came into my room to find the cockroach sitting in front of my chair. I stood still trying to think what to do. You rascal, you have beaten me, I thought, as I remembered I have nice strong shoes on this evening. So I, carefully, stepped forward and came down on him with my foot. I felt him crunch, and I shivered as I stepped back away from him. He appeared dead. I grabbed my phone and took his picture. AH HA they will believe me now. There really is a cockroach here, and I have the evidence.
He moved; his antenna swept back and forth. I grabbed a paper towel, picked him up, and quickly dropped him in the toilet. He began to swim vigorously, and almost made it out before I could hit the handle to flush him down. I admit I checked to see if he had returned at least twice before I accepted the cockroach is dead – the saga is over.
Please, God, no more crawly things for a spell. I need some rest.

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